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Three Word Story
The Old Story
Yesterday I went to the bar and i ordered fried bananas with an order of goatshakes and stir of milk with lamb's brains stew while the monkey
brains quivered in yesterdays rotten tomato sauce. I looked over and saw that a girl was lighting a fart that turned out killing everyone in
a 50km radius. Grabbing my jacket in one hand and my phone I plugged her butt tight with Spoon's red dildo and extinguished the burnin'
Disco inferno! When suddenly the rain started pouring down so then i ran down the road into something i never thought I could fit through.
Then suddenly i saw it, the giant clitoris it was so an horrible view I spewed everywhere..Then suddenly...BOOM there it was the turd monster
it was smelly, hairy and Stinky. I managed to run away before it hugged me and encased me in a turd. Duke Nukem came down to do some ass
kicking, but then realized the babes were stored in the weird ass house so i turned to my mom and backhanded her across the earlobe. She
slapped me and i cried so hard that Spoon's dildo broke. So he had to get another. Spoon was happy to stick it up my moms ass and something
weird happened, it started raining dildos and cats and dogs. The cat ate the turd monster then it felt really excited so he jumped off the
sun's face and hit the children with it's turd hammer which turned the children very dirty and made them mad, so they all started 2 fight,
then something came down the stairs, it was big breasted, hot, sexy and it was a blue bird, it came from the outer realm of glirox 47 where i
saw 2 gays running in a time machine to get to the past to hide from straight g!x members. That couldn't hit the spot so they banned us all
and made some chocolate ice cream which was laced with pink and LSD, it was unfortunately eaten by my mum so they busted a cap in her over
sized white front bum, almost failed to spot the weed in Spoon's Back Pocket. It was sticky and smelled like fat lady's cum. So spoon took
some wtf and put it on pie which was laced with crystal meth and loved it.
The New One
Im sure u all know the rules just add 3 words to the story at a time...
I woke up
Yesterday I went to the bar and i ordered fried bananas with an order of goatshakes and stir of milk with lamb's brains stew while the monkey
brains quivered in yesterdays rotten tomato sauce. I looked over and saw that a girl was lighting a fart that turned out killing everyone in
a 50km radius. Grabbing my jacket in one hand and my phone I plugged her butt tight with Spoon's red dildo and extinguished the burnin'
Disco inferno! When suddenly the rain started pouring down so then i ran down the road into something i never thought I could fit through.
Then suddenly i saw it, the giant clitoris it was so an horrible view I spewed everywhere..Then suddenly...BOOM there it was the turd monster
it was smelly, hairy and Stinky. I managed to run away before it hugged me and encased me in a turd. Duke Nukem came down to do some ass
kicking, but then realized the babes were stored in the weird ass house so i turned to my mom and backhanded her across the earlobe. She
slapped me and i cried so hard that Spoon's dildo broke. So he had to get another. Spoon was happy to stick it up my moms ass and something
weird happened, it started raining dildos and cats and dogs. The cat ate the turd monster then it felt really excited so he jumped off the
sun's face and hit the children with it's turd hammer which turned the children very dirty and made them mad, so they all started 2 fight,
then something came down the stairs, it was big breasted, hot, sexy and it was a blue bird, it came from the outer realm of glirox 47 where i
saw 2 gays running in a time machine to get to the past to hide from straight g!x members. That couldn't hit the spot so they banned us all
and made some chocolate ice cream which was laced with pink and LSD, it was unfortunately eaten by my mum so they busted a cap in her over
sized white front bum, almost failed to spot the weed in Spoon's Back Pocket. It was sticky and smelled like fat lady's cum. So spoon took
some wtf and put it on pie which was laced with crystal meth and loved it.
The New One
Im sure u all know the rules just add 3 words to the story at a time...
I woke up
Last edited by Jake Blues on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:20 pm; edited 1 time in total
Re: Three Word Story
Jake Blues wrote:The New One
Im sure u all know the rules just add 3 words to the story at a time...
I woke up with a boner
Re: Three Word Story
mathematical dyslexia...thats 6 words.
big stoned gorrillas..........
big stoned gorrillas..........
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pounced on my...
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the idea is to copy and paste the last post while adding 3 words to it lol
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to
( a little fine tuning hope u don't mind)
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to
( a little fine tuning hope u don't mind)
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously....
Ummmm,nah. Jake started w/ 3 Kis. Elwood just added 3 to it...sorry bunneh,just woke up!
Ummmm,nah. Jake started w/ 3 Kis. Elwood just added 3 to it...sorry bunneh,just woke up!
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a peice of
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a peice of shit, then a
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a peice of shit, then a set of wolfs
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning
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I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My
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]I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps,but
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots
KiSMiT- Number of posts : 1126
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear
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Birthday : 1973-10-31
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that
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