When you know you have ET addiction.

nice one.
I was thinking maybe you'd be addicted to ET when you orchestrate a cover of the theme song to be played at your annual performance.

When you scream out in bed "We need an engineer!!!!!!!!!!

Nice pic jake--(2nd one) very wholesome looking.

you know your addicted to ET when you fall asleep afk. (and i do mean at the keyboard)

Jake Blues wrote:You know your addicted to ET when... your with a lady and ur trying to unhook her bra and you shout "We need an engineer!", then when ur taking her other clothes of you say "Clear the path" and "Explore the area". Then when ur ready to go you shout "Incomming" at the end u say "Fire in the hole" and "Great Shot". Then realising you havent pleased the lady you say "oops" and "sorry". The next day when your mates tell you that the girl u were with, used to be a guy you shout "Enemy in Disguise" followed ofc by "Need a Medic".

I reckon thats when u know, or did this only happen to me?

Jake please tell me u didn't just think that up out of ur head lol???? if so.. ur to pro lol... if not then we all need to talk to u in a close quarter area where u can't run to set u straight

When you make ringtones out of vsay commands. ^^

Jake Blues wrote:You know your addicted to ET when... your with a lady and ur trying to unhook her bra and you shout "We need an engineer!", then when ur taking her other clothes of you say "Clear the path" and "Explore the area". Then when ur ready to go you shout "Incomming" at the end u say "Fire in the hole" and "Great Shot". Then realising you havent pleased the lady you say "oops" and "sorry". The next day when your mates tell you that the girl u were with, used to be a guy you shout "Enemy in Disguise" followed ofc by "Need a Medic".

I reckon thats when u know, or did this only happen to me?

kk i lol'd hardcore haahah

Haha...great thread kismit!

Jake : that's just...so.......wrong!

I'll add a couple:

You know you're an ET addict when....

You realize you have to tie your shoe and look for the "c" button to crouch!

Your favorite football teams wins and you shout "haha, sehr gut!"

Disdain wrote:Your favorite football teams wins and you shout "haha, sehr gut!"

lol


ps ROFLMAO!!! jake i loled

Im always talking in Axis binds, Allies just dont sound as affective......I must be a true junky:)

these are hilarious

Your addicted to ET when your watching pron and at the end of the flick you yell "V56!!!" When looking for your Viagra you say "I need ammo!" When your signifigant other farts and you think "Need a MEDIC!!!"

You know you`re addicted to ET when if you get in a fight, you yell "Taking Fire!", and if you lose you yell "Need a Medic!", but if you win you yell "Attaway, Baby!"

You know you're addicted to ET when you use a tank to blast open your local bank's doors whenever you need to make a withdrawal.

You know you're addicted to ET when you try to move your car by standing next to it.

You know you're addicted to ET when you start using pliers to fix everything.

You know you're addicted to ET when you start thinking of ways to know when you're addicted to ET.

dirkthesupernaut wrote:
You know you're addicted to ET when you try to move your car by standing next to it.

You know you're addicted to ET when you start using pliers to fix everything.

Those are genious man....super original ahhaha

/edit omg this stupid thing won't let me fix the quote thing, it shows it right in preview but then in the forum it has my original fail message, I don't even see this edit D;

Thanks! I figured I might as well try for something besides "You know when you're addicted to ET when you say {insert quickchat quote here} when you {insert commonplace, but preferably sexual situation here}." Not that those aren't funny, I just like trying to do stuff that's a bit... out there.

And since you seem to enjoy them so much, I'll give you a couple more:

You know you're addicted to ET when you hit the dirt whenever a plane passes by, fearing an airstrike.

You know you're addicted to ET when you stop paying attention while driving, safe in the knowledge that you can pull out your trusty needle and revive anyone you kill.

You know when youÑre addicted to ET when someone says good job and you start air typing v586 and v581.

You know your addicted to ET when instead of calling 911 or 999 you dial v21.

You know your addicted to ET when you turn vsay commands into ring tones like the ring a ding dinga dong ringtone from Geico.

You know your addicted to ET when you download every app with the name wolfenstein in it on your iphone (doesnñt count for me, I have an ipod 0.o)

you know your addicted when you haunt a et clans forums lol

Jeebuz we've had a lot of those over the years, myself included @.@

Oh crap. We're all addicted. Q.Q Oh well, there are worse addicitons to have, that is for sure

You know your addicted to ET. When as your last dying thought on this earth, you try to remember how long the respawn timer is set for