Three Word Story

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying

offtopic/ Really? 2 words? Sorry,brain doesnt function well before my morning coffee

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and

/Timothy Leary anyone? lol

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore"

/It wasn't three words, but I had to quote Rodney Carrington

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

/Yeah, yeah I did it again. But you are all laughing I know.

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was

/lmao Elwood

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."

So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea