Re: Three Word Story

by **Elwood Blues** Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:44 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart

by **jOn3z3y** Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:46 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up

by **Elwood Blues** Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:05 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling

by **Admin** Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:13 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet

by **KiSMiT** Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:03 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose

by Shadow945 Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:15 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt

by 420 Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:34 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up

by **Lamma_smoker** Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:14 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes

PS. This is getting a little silly hahahaha. I guess that is the point tho

by **Elwood Blues** Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:51 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my

Lamma_smoker wrote:PS. This is getting a little silly hahahaha. I guess that is the point tho

Severely OFF TOPIC! The whole point is for the story to be silly, we're not writing a winning novel here. What a Face

by **Lamma_smoker** Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:30 am

Elwood Blues wrote:

Lamma_smoker wrote:PS. This is getting a little silly hahahaha. I guess that is the point tho

Severely OFF TOPIC! The whole point is for the story to be silly, we're not writing a winning novel here.

I guess you're right Crying or Very sad

Then let us continue.....

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere

by **KiSMiT** Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:49 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right

by **jOn3z3y** Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:32 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my

offtopic/ this would win an award for "The most Coca-cola spewed thru ones nostils!" Just like the last one! Laughing

by **KiSMiT** Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:18 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze

by **nfkiller** Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:49 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had

by **jOn3z3y** Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:28 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump

by **KiSMiT** Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:12 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump,frozen and flacid

by **Elwood Blues** Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:43 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped

by **KiSMiT** Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:49 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw

by **jOn3z3y** Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:28 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down

by **mushroom** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:08 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load

by **Lamma_smoker** Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:23 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts

by **jOn3z3y** Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:15 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious

by **BunBun<3** Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:50 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples

by **jOn3z3y** Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:40 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope they began to beat it furiously hoping to make it look like a piece of shit, then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. since i had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair

by **Lamma_smoker** Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:44 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the

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