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Post by jOn3z3y Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:50 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's
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Post by Ownerer Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:58 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to you moms intestine. How I
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Post by Elwood Blues Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:17 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to you moms intestine. How I lavishly licked her
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Post by nfkiller Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:21 am

i woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to you moms intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was
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Post by Elwood Blues Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:43 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to you moms intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream
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Post by jOn3z3y Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:12 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement
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Post by mushroom Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:01 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday
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Post by Ownerer Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:15 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't
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Post by jOn3z3y Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:32 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples
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Post by Ownerer Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:09 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy
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Post by nfkiller Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:14 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else
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Post by jOn3z3y Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:24 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted
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Post by Sky(Ward) Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:08 pm

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes
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Post by Ownerer Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:08 am

woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big
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Post by Elwood Blues Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:29 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger
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Post by Sky(Ward) Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:13 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy I am
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Post by Ownerer Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:16 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of
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Post by BunBun<3 Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:29 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
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Post by Elwood Blues Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:31 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to
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Post by Sky(Ward) Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:53 am

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper
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Post by KiSMiT Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:57 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!!
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Post by Ownerer Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:33 pm

I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I
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Post by jOn3z3y Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:51 am

Re: *Forum Game* Three Word Story
by Ownerer Today at 7:33 am

.I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a doorknocker
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Post by Lamma_smoker Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:16 am

.I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a doorknocker in my pocket.

Jonezy....door knocker is 2 words hahhaa
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Post by Boyo Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:22 am

.I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.

Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.

Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against
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