Three Word Story
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic
Ownerer- Number of posts : 932
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange
KiSMiT- Number of posts : 1126
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without there dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by
mushroom- Number of posts : 256
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs
jOn3z3y- Number of posts : 2272
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember
KiSMiT- Number of posts : 1126
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Age : 15
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it.
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become
Sky(Ward)- Number of posts : 77
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Registration date : 2009-12-20
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the
jOn3z3y- Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 50
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard
Ownerer- Number of posts : 932
Birthday : 1988-12-31
Age : 35
Location : Phoenix, Arizona USA
Registration date : 2009-10-04
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my
KiSMiT- Number of posts : 1126
Birthday : 2008-12-06
Age : 15
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-03-22
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker
mushroom- Number of posts : 256
Birthday : 1988-02-19
Age : 36
Location : michigan
Registration date : 2009-01-20
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell
KiSMiT- Number of posts : 1126
Birthday : 2008-12-06
Age : 15
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-03-22
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's
jOn3z3y- Number of posts : 2272
Birthday : 1973-10-31
Age : 50
Location : 5 kilometers past"jesus...where tha fuk r we?!?"
Registration date : 2009-08-08
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with
KiSMiT- Number of posts : 1126
Birthday : 2008-12-06
Age : 15
Location : Australia
Registration date : 2009-03-22
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies
Sky(Ward)- Number of posts : 77
Birthday : 1988-04-04
Age : 36
Location : Phoenix, AZ
Registration date : 2009-12-20
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big tities.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies whitch makes reproduction
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemmeroids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking icecream off the pavement on a sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingleberries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emenated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies whitch makes reproduction
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Registration date : 2009-02-28
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when
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Ownerer- Number of posts : 932
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Registration date : 2009-10-04
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians
Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians with wooden dildos
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians with wooden dildos
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Re: Three Word Story
I woke up with a boner and three big stoned gorrillas pounced on my 20 inch telescope. They began to beat it furiously, hoping to make it look like a piece of shit. Then a set of wolfs began chewing all grandma's 8-track tapes. Got celluloid poisoning after swallowing a whole gallon of industrial waste. My legs looked like melting stumps, but were ok. Looking for my gigantic leather jack boots and scuba gear, I realized that a scuba-suit fart was migrating up my back, feeling lumpy and wet. Wicked smells arose from my butt and crept up into my eyes and exploded my brains left hemisphere, allowing the right side of my brain to freeze. Since I had no penis pump, frozen and flaccid my girlfriend helped. but with lockjaw she clamped down & released a load containing obscene amounts of highly nutritious seaman with pineapples and dog hair. That was the yellow and hairy load that won an award at Load Blowers International. I bagged gold but blew silver snot balls out my butt and all over your big big titties.
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians with wooden dildos, not cheap plastic
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sorry about the previous, kis you beat me
Getting up from taking a huge dump all over the golden throne, I flew in all my old and well used bath towels, and other mismatched nonsense. Then I realized that one of my largest hemorrhoids had turned into a bloody pulp, which smelled similar to your mom's intestine. How I lavishly licked her big titties was like licking ice cream off the pavement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't imagine more pimples, hair and juicy titty-drink anywhere else. Cyst discharges tasted like sweaty pubes off my big sister's friend's g-banger. Boy, I am wanting some of that ass.
Shouting out to the perverted gatekeeper.......Let Me In!!! That's when I noticed a door knocker in my pocket, knocked it against your moms tight, clean, and beautiful left eardrum because I was trying to get laid, but the knocker refused to play,grew legs and sang "Dear penis, I don't think that I like you anymore". Pulling Viagra out, I coerced my penis he says "Dear Rodney, I don't think I like u anymore. 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like u anymore."
So that was when Dolly Parton broke into song singing Dwight Yoakam's mothers lullaby to a pair of week old dingle berries without their dingles. Gazing at stars, I roasted some and ate 'em with toothpicks made from crystallized urea. What a fantastic and very strange aroma produced by my sweat glands between my legs I must remember to bottle it. Should I become drunk on the sofa with cardboard as my mate,shaped as my best friend Lamma_Smoker. burnt Lamma smell emanated from Jake's beer keg. Humans have been known to drink bad and awake with abnormally small testies which makes reproduction a hassle when rooting Amazonian Lesbians with wooden dildos, not cheap plastic
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sorry about the previous, kis you beat me
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